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See This Film: Once Blu-ray Review

 

  • Language: English (Surround), Spanish (Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround)
  • Subtitles: English, French, Spanish
  • Dubbed: English, Spanish
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: 20th Century Fox
  • Release Date: April 1, 2014
  • Run Time: 87 minutes



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    In the golden age of Hollywood cinema musicals seemed to have the most extravagant budgets, and these films were a huge success as well as a grand spectacle, but it wasn’t the sets and the costumes or dozens or chorus dancers that made the films musicals. Traditionally the songs helped to advance the plot, telling part of the story or developing the character within the song, and within these terms Once is a true musical. While there are essentially only two important characters and they are the only ones to sing, these songs help to advance the story in many ways, often having nothing to do with the music itself. The male protagonist is physically unable to speak about his heartbreak in one particular scene in the film, so instead he sings about it with improvised songs on the back of a bus. Despite a low budget, shaky camera work that often goes out of focus, and a storyline so simple that it nearly hits the same note for 86 minutes, Once is clearly one of the greatest modern musicals in all the ways that matters.

     

    Master of the House Blu-ray Review

         Actors: Johannes Meyer, Astrid Holm, Mathilde Nielsen
  • Director: Carl Theodor Dreyer
  • Format: NTSC, Silent
  • Language: Danish
  • Subtitles: English
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 2
  • Rated: NR (Not Rated)
  • Studio: Criterion Collection (Direct)
  • Release Date: April 22, 2014
  • Run Time: 111 minutes


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            Danish filmmakers were pioneers at the dawn of cinema, right up there with the French. Had it not been for the invention of sound and back-to-back wars in Europe, they might have been the dominating nation in the art form. This argument can be clearly seen in the work of Carl Theodor Dreyer, which was ahead of its time not just in terms of filmmaking techniques, but also in the stories which he chose to tell. Master of the House is one of Dreyer’s more modest films, but there is brilliance in its simplicity and maturity in the narrative based on the play Tyrannens fald by Svend Rindom.

     

    Cowgirls ‘N Angels 2: Dakota’s Summer Blu-ray Review

  • Language: English (DTS 5.1)
  • Subtitles: English, French, Spanish
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
  • Studio: 20th Century Fox
  • Release Date: April 15, 2014
  • Run Time: 91 minutes



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            I had no previous knowledge of this film franchise, having somehow managing to avoid the release of Cowgirls ‘N Angels in 2012, but somehow I can’t imagine it makes much difference in reviewing this title. As far as I can tell, there is no direct connection between the storylines, aside from a title and basic premise dealing with young girls and trick horse-riding. Cowgirls ‘N Angels 2: Dakota’s Summer is a mouthful of a title, but the film itself is a fairly inoffensively straightforward story that could easily be a TV movie from any number of the television stations that only my nine-year-old sisters would watch.

     

    Seven Warriors Blu-ray Review

         Actors: Tony Leung Chiu-Wai, Sammo Hung, Jacky Cheung
  • Director: Sammo Hung
  • Format: Blu-ray, NTSC, Widescreen, Color, Dolby, THX
  • Language: Cantonese
  • Subtitles: English
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: Well Go USA
  • Release Date: April 22, 2014
  • Run Time: 92 minutes


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            Akira Kurosawa’s films have been adapted many times, which is fitting considering how many classic narratives he also adapted into his own unique features. Seven Samurai must be the most popular of these narratives, remade several times in new settings and the same storyline. Seven Warriors sets the classic story of outnumbered noble fighters in The Warlord Era of China, with former soldiers choosing sides between defending the weak and becoming thieves and bandits. Taking on the style of Hong Kong’s New Wave Movement with the legendary Sammo Hung at the helm, Seven Warriors is an energetically updated version of Kurosawa’s narrative, now dated in the most spectacular of ways.

     

    Doctor Who: Web of Fear DVD Review

         Actors: Patrick Troughton, Frazer Hines, Deborah Watling, Nicholas Courtney
  • Director: Douglas Camfield
  • Writers: Mervyn Haisman, Henry Lincoln
  • Producer: Peter Bryant
  • Format: Black & White, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Rated: NR (Not Rated)
  • Studio: BBC Home Entertainment
  • DVD Release Date: April 22, 2014
  • Run Time: 150 minutes


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            Many of the “Doctor Who” episodes are long lost, wiped by BBC’s unfortunate decision to wipe many hours of broadcast years ago. This has left many of the Patrick Troughton storylines in the series forever incomplete, though an occasional miracle brings back episodes thought to be gone. There are still sections of “Web of Fear” which are missing, though episode 6 was discovered in 2013, and now is available with all of the existing episodes in this storyline on this DVD release.

     

    Most Hated Movies: Alexander the Last (2009)


     

     

            Filmmaker Joe Swanberg is at the head of the independent film movement often referred to as “mumblecore.” These films often include awkward nudity, natural lighting and mumbling dialogue. The attempt is supposed to be realism, but these films simply suggested that reality is both depressing and dull. Though Alexander the Last is an improvement on Swanberg’s previous films, Hannah Takes the Stairs and Night and Weekends, this is not saying much. The improvement can immediately be attributed to Greta Gerwig’s missing presence from the cast.

     

    Desert Island Films: Slasher Franchises


     

    In “An Introduction to the American Horror Film,” Robin Wood describes a simple structure for the Classical horror film as normality “threatened by the Monster,” but following Psycho the significance of the monster shifted (Wood 117). The greatest fear addressed in a majority of horror films since 1960 is the fear of other people. It took a directors like Michael Powell and Alfred Hitchcock to first break this barrier for filmmakers in the genre to “expose the illusory securities and limited rationales of contemporary life to reveal the chaos which underpins modern existence and constantly threatens to ensure its collapse” (Wells 75).  Peeping Tom and Psycho helped contribute to the feeling of social insecurity, as they created monsters that were fully human and would change the face of horror.

     

    Most Hated Movies: Death Do Us Part DVD Review

         Actors: Peter Benson, Julia Benson, Christine Chatelain, Emilie Ullerup
  • Director: Nicholas Humphries
  • Format: Color, NTSC, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: ANCHOR BAY
  • DVD Release Date: April 15, 2014
  • Run Time: 89 minutes


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            Would a bride really take her wedding dress along for a joint bachelor/bachelorette celebration in the wilderness, far from any location that the actual event will be held? Would said bride randomly decide to put the dress on once the party has begun in the remote cabin in the woods? Should the audience expect the kind of logic that would explain these actions in a poorly made slasher film such as Death Do Us Part? The answer to all questions is clearly no, but a lapse in logic is not what makes this such a poorly constructed horror film. It is everything else makes this film terrible, which subsequently makes the lack of intelligence in the filmmaking all the more unforgivable.

     

    Confession of Murder Blu-ray Review

         Actors: Jung Jae-young, Jo Eun-ji, Jang Gwang Choi Won-young
  • Director: Jeong Byeong-gil
  • Format: Blu-ray, NTSC, Widescreen, Color, Dolby, THX
  • Language: Korean
  • Subtitles: English
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: Well Go USA
  • Release Date: April 15, 2014
  • Run Time: 121 minutes




  •         Somewhere in here was the potential for a really good movie, but thanks to an uneven filmmaking that bounces between realism and comically cartoonish action it becomes difficult to feel much gravity in the film’s final twists. An action film which embellishes human abilities can be easily forgiven, but Confession of a Murder is not an action film despite a few high octane moments. This is more of a suspense film, hinging all of the action on the mystery at the center of the narrative. The extreme coincidences tying all of the film’s melodrama together requires suspension of disbelief enough, leaving no room for acceptance of the slapstick style of action contained in one of the film’s largest chase sequences.

     

    Trap for Cinderella DVD Review

         Actors: Aneurin Barnard, Tuppence Middleton
  • Director: Iain Softley
  • Format: Color, NTSC, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: MPI HOME VIDEO
  • DVD Release Date: April 15, 2014
  • Run Time: 100 minutes



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            There are enough moments in Trap for Cinderella that are good enough to make a majority of the film feel like wasted potential, and enough moments of contrived silliness to make the viewing experience feel like a waste of time. For one thing, there are far too many scenes which feel manufactured for the simple goal of showing Tuppence Middleton’s exposed breasts as often as possible. The fact that the lead actress is nude nearly as many scenes as she is clothed only highlights how failed the eroticism of Trap for Cinderella is, which is disappointing considering how little else there is to offer within the narrative.

     

    Everyday DVD Review

         Actors: Shirley Henderson, John Simm
  • Director: Michael Winterbottom
  • Format: Color, NTSC, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: MPI HOME VIDEO
  • DVD Release Date: April 8, 2014
  • Run Time: 90 minutes


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            Filmmaker Michael Winterbottom is not afraid to try new methods in his filmmaking process, even when they often work better in theory than in practice. Whether jumping back and forth from mainstream Hollywood cinema to small independents, narrative features to documentaries, or simply making a movie that controversially utilizes un-simulated sex scenes from his lead actors, Winterbottom has been a fearless filmmaker willing to take chances. Everyday is built upon yet another unique method of filmmaking, which once again proves far more interesting than the end result.

     

    Wrong Cops DVD Review

         Actors: Mark Burnham, Eric Judor
  • Director: Quentin Dupieux
  • Format: Color, NTSC, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: MPI HOME VIDEO
  • DVD Release Date: April 15, 2014
  • Run Time: 82 minutes


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            Wrong Cops is the latest feature from Quentin Dupieux, following his cult hit Rubber in 2010, and the similarly titled Wrong from 2012. Despite the similarities in titles, Wrong Cops is not a sequel to Wrong, despite a brief cameo from Dolph Springer (Jack Plotnick) and his dog. This new sub-genre of extreme comedic irreverence in independent films is carried out with confidence by writer/director Dupieux. These films feel like a marriage between David Lynch and Jared Hess, what might happen if the random carnage and dreamlike narrative were to take place in a world of awkward character actors.

     

    Bastards DVD Review

         Actors: Vincent Lindon, Chiara Mastroianni
  • Director: Claire Denis
  • Format: Color, NTSC, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: MPI HOME VIDEO
  • DVD Release Date: April 8, 2014
  • Run Time: 100 minutes


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            Bastards captures the essence of film noir in structure and style, while removing all elements of entertainment and fun from the experience. It replaces the B-film elements of the sub-genre with brutal melodrama, which makes the discombobulated narrative far less of a spectacle and more of a test in endurance. There is far too little spectacle to make the dark elements of the film worthwhile, though this is less of an issue than the overpowering ugliness in the exploitation of the film’s main message. Real life issues are treated as plot development, making the movie no more profound than it is enjoyable, and leaves the viewer feeling abused without cause.