When the best a
cast has to offer is Kevin Sorbo (“Hercules”) and aged porn star Ron Jeremy,
this is a fairly decent indicator that the film is a certified piece of shit.
These two are brief cameos in a film filled with actors who somehow manage
incompetence to the point of making Jeremy look talented, and the viewing
experience of Sorority Party Massacre
nearly unbearable. Even in fast-forward this film moves too slow, testing the
patience of any viewer’s willingness to endure bad acting, poor direction and
an atrociously asinine screenplay, all for the brief moments of sloppy gore and
nude scenes from actresses not suited for internet porn.
The storyline is
basically irrelevant to the blood and boobs the filmmakers obviously prefer to
focus on, lacking much focus or any logic. There is a poorly constructed excuse
to gather a bunch of bitchy sorority girls in a remote location, all under the
guise of some kind of award they are all competing for. This idiotic premise is
further destroyed by the fact that none of the characters resemble real human
beings. It appears that all of the actors are either attempting a comedic
approach to the material or a drastically rigid melodramatic tone, and neither
compliment the mood of horror. The only thing that can save the audience from
the experience of this film are the end credits.
The special
features include an audio commentary track with producer/writer/director Chris
W. Freeman and producer/director Justin Jones. The end credits also have
indulgent footage of these filmmakers looking deep in thought on set, a comical
image after the end of a film which is impossible to take even the slightest
bit serious. There are also outtakes and a few deleted scenes. Other features
include Paige’s fight scene and the Barney Lumpkin Campaign ad.
Entertainment Value:
1/10
Quality of
Filmmaking: 0/10
Historical
Significance: 0/10
Disc Features: 5/10
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